May 2012
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ennjey:
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For those of you who visit my Tumblr
for those who send me messages
and lastly for those who reblog my pictures
More hilarious gifs here!!
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^what they said :D
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April 2012
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I always have a dramatic Shakespearean response...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THAN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
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“No renuncio a nada, simplemente hago lo que puedo para que las cosas me...”
– Julio Cortázar ~ Rayuela
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I’m thinking it’s a sign.
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wish me luck?
test tomorrow at 1pm, it is now 7:40pm over here. and i’m freaking out. seriously. and i’ve studied like a crazy person. gah. pleeeeease.
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I wake up to see Leighton and Ed photos. This is a...
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Questions actually worth answering →
fassyy:
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time? 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color. 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on? 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and...
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What ingredients does it take to make you? →
Elly is made of beer, kitty cats, and moonlight. With a dash of the West.
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Newsweek: The 13 Most Useful* College Majors (As... →
newsweek:
1. Nursing
2. Mechanical Engineering
3. Electrical Engineering
4. Civil Engineering
5. Computer Science
6. Finance
7. Marketing and Marketing Research
8. Mathematics
9. Accounting
10. French, German, Latin, and other Common Foreign Languages
11. General Business
12. Elementary Education
13. Economics
*Useful, for our purposes, is defined by majors most likely to lead to...
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I just did milkmaid braids on my hair, in order to avoid studying.
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lqdoodles:
I wait all year to post this perfect gif and then I forget. Are you fucking kidding me. Happy late Earth Day!
I forgot to post something yesterday too, damn studying. Also, reblogging because it is THE perfect gif.
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saypleaseandthankyou asked: No you're so cool! Lol I feel like I found a kindred spirit :)
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house phone rings
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house phone stops
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