I always have a dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation .__.
When something bad happens:True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens:O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so:The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food:FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them:BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking:MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me:LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins:NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke:My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues:OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me:THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THAN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend:The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed:MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night":Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time? 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color. 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on? 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do? 6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color. 7: What do you spend most of your money on? 8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing? 9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. 10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do? 11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.) 12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.) 13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself? 14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house? 15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why? 16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.) 17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song. 18: Why is your favorite band your favorite? 19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most? 20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?) 21: Who do you ship? 22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned? 23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite? 24: What celebrity do you idolize the most? 25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
*Useful, for our purposes, is defined by majors most likely to lead to less unemployment and higher earnings, and which are in industries projected to grow in the next decade according to research from Georgetown University and data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics.