Books > Boys.
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Random Balleryna
"Maybe I am a total bitch. Did you ever think about that?"-Blair Waldorf
Elly. Mechanical engineering student. Books. Music. Tv. Men that will ruin me for real life. Austen. Ballet. Fangirl. Anything else, ask away.
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
(via ohmygordh)
*ugly sobbing* it’s not my fault
Idk dudes I skipped so many classes because I was sick. Now I have 4 tests next week and don’t understand a thing.
I need a miracle.
The semester starts tomorrow. *sigh* I’m not mentally ready!
Which also means I won’t be able to watch the new LBD ep until the afternoon
: Glossary of LBD Words and Phrases ›
Compelling
= Gauchely unselfconscious about revealing personal information on the Internet, yet infuriatingly and incomprehensibly popular with said Internet.Eagle
= Lizzie BennetEnergetic
= Totally embarrassingEverything is taken care of
= George Wickham may or may not be at the bottom of a shallow grave.George Wickham, just tell me where you are!
= I AM A STRONG, CONFIDENT WOMAN, AND I AM NOT TAKING ANY MORE OF YOUR SORRY-ASS LIES, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SCUM!Go for a swim; it will be refreshing
= Hi, Internet! See what I did there?I am a fan of her work.
= I am a fan of you.I will continue to try and make amends.
= Internet, happy Jingy feels are coming your way soon.I will find him
= …And I will kill him.I have a video blog!
= Stop thinking that I’m a loser with no life!I was just saying that this area of the city was historically renowned for its shipping.
= Hi, Internet! See what I did there?Incident, the
= Non-consensual distribution of compromising videoIt was the best I could find on short notice
= How’s my game now?Life-revealing application
= Device to advance crucial plot pointsMaybe you should ask him
= Maybe you should ask me.Meeting a lot of people
= Moving on and dating other menNice
= I may be undergoing a revolutionary change of heart in which the man I used to despise with the white-hot fury of a thousand suns becomes the man I can’t stop thinking about and wanting to be around. Also, bowties are hot.Oh!
= Uhhhhh…asghweroghghsdhfsh…Oh, hi! It’s so nice to see you!
= Oh, hi! It’s so nice to see you!Our pleasure
= I just had the best day of my entire life.Peach
= Term of endearment for someone you will not hesitate to screw over, literally and figurativelyPent-up, nervous energy
= Unacknowledged romantic feels/sexual tensionTarget, the
= George WickhamTiger
= William DarcyVerisimilitude
= I could drown in your eyes all day.(I’ll add more if/when I think of any. :)
(via allinablur)
Alright, I’ll show you that what you do is special. Walk me through how you make a video.
(via halfagony-halfhope)
Sick? Don’t you just love googling symptons? You already feel bad, and within 15 minutes you know you are going to die a painful death in less than weak.
Fall in love when you are ready, not when you’re lonely.
Simon Nessman (via fleurare)
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